Rise and shine, Wolverine fans—because nothing’s softer than East Lansing on game day. This “Yeast Lansing” shirt serves up a hot, golden-brown roast of Michigan State, reminding everyone that the Spartans crumble under pressure just like a day-old loaf.

Perfect for tailgates, big games, or just rubbing it in on campus rivals, this shirt blends humor with heat. Lightweight, comfortable, and baked to perfection, it’s the ultimate way for Michigan fans to flex their dominance with a side of savage wordplay.

Because while the Spartans knead wins, Michigan just eats ‘em up.